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National Bhabi: Sania Mirza

Funny sms National Bhabi: Sania Mirza National Tension: Tahirul Qadri. National Bachelor: Sheikh Rasheed. National GF: Veena Malik. National Dehshat gard: Rehman Malik. National game: Long March....

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Koi Rota Hua Chehra Hansa Dena ibadat Hy!

Dua / Prayer sms Koi Rota Hua Chehra Hansa Dena ibadat Hy! Dil_e_Ghamgeen Ki Dhaaras Bndhaa Dena ibadat Hy! Ksi Be_Aasra Insan K Toote Gharondy Mn, Khuloos_e_Dil Se ik Pathr Lga Dena ibadat Hy!...

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Dosron sy agy nekalny ka hunar

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Some people just act like they are trying to help you

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Factory Unlock your iPhone 3,3gs,4,4s,5 Permanently

Lot of people want to factory unlock iPhone in Pakistan, Due to high rate and lake of service unlock we find out professional iPhone Unlock service, these guys are professional and provide very...

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Sea is mentioned 32 tims in Quran

Islamic Info sms

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ehty hein k Khobsurat Chezen Dekhne Se Insaan Khud B Khobsurat Ho Jata Hy

Funny sms urdu Kehty hein k Khobsurat Chezen Dekhne Se Insaan Khud B Khobsurat Ho Jata Hy... . . Ab pata nhi, . . . Ap k pas . . Meri tasveer hy k nahi??:-))

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Parhny walon ka qahat hy wrna…!

Saad Poetry sms Parhny walon ka qahat hy wrna...! Girty aansoo kitaab hoty...!

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Hello kuch na bolo bus bayari c ankhain kholo

Good Morning sms *"Hellø"* *kch ñä bølø"* *"bù$ payarì ç"* *añkhaiñ khølø* %"Ør $unø"% %*Gøød Gøød*% "*Gøøøøøøøød*" %*Mørñiñg*% Assalamøalaikum.

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agi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga

Funny Poetry sms Lagi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga Jo na mila LAPTOP to 2no GANJY uraa don ga:@:@ "Saaadaaaaaaa Haq Ethe Rakh" From.. Wehlay Students

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Dost: kya Biwi se Larayi Khatam Hui?

Husband Wife sms Dost: kya Biwi se Larayi Khatam Hui? 2nd dost: han Ghutne Taik k Mere Pas ayi Thi. 1st: Yeh Hui Na Mardo Wali Baat, Usnay Ghutne Taik k Kya Kaha. 2nd: Yehi K . . . . . . . . . . . . ....

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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

Exam sms Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya. 1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey? Ans: apni last larai main 2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay? Ans:...

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Gillay shikway se zabaan band rakhoo

Anmol Moti sms Gillay shikway se zabaan band rakhoo Araam aur rahat naseeb hogi. Hazrat Abo Bakr (R.A.)

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I am not a University topper

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Ye Dour hai Afra Tafri ka,

Islamic Poetry sms Ye Dour hai Afra Tafri ka, Ye waqt hai nafsa nafsi ka, Kuch hosh nahi Insano ko, Khatra hai sub hi Jano ko, Ik khouf sa sub pe chaya hai, Chehra chehra Murjhaya hai, Q dunya main...

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Meri ummat k logon ko qayamat k din iss hall mein pukara jaey ga

Hadees e Nabavi sms -WAZZUU KI FAZILLAT- Nabi Karim (S.A.W.W) ne fermaya; Meri ummat k logon ko qayamat k din iss hall mein pukara jaey ga k wazzuu ki waja se inn k chehrey aur hath paoon roshan hon...

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ikhtiyar e taranum se tabasum ki roshni ko jala dena

Funny Poetry sms Arz kiya hy ikhtiyar e taranum se tabasum ki roshni ko jala dena wah wah Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to Mujhe b Bata dena..;) hahaha

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teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

Student Teacher sms teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.? stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.? StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c...;)

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Zindagi muj se rahi Q khafa soch rha hon

Wasi Poetry sms Zindagi muj se rahi Q khafa soch rha hon kis kis ne kia muj se bhala soch rha hon thokrain etni jo khai hain zamane bhar se apni fitrat main rahi Q wafa soch rha hon choou k sahil ko...

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Tngdasti me Sakhawat krna,

Anmol Moti sms Tngdasti me Sakhawat krna, Ghussay me Such bolna Or Taqat k hotay huye Muaf karna, Afzal tareen Naikion me se hen

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